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ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Players Killed by Monsters:	466
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	7160	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!