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FrenchJihadMCServer

Charlie Hebdo attackers, extremism, French jihadist, FrenchJihadMCServer, ISLAMIC STATE, radicalization, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism laws, terrorism plot, terrorism prevention, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism suspect, terrorism trial, terrorism trial update, terrorism-related offences, trial

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ores Mined:	5063	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so like, u know how some people like to play Minecraft and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got crazier stuff than a French jihadist linked to Charlie Hebdo attackers, dude.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic battles and build the most insane structures. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures.

plus, our community is like, super cool. we all have each other’s backs and we’re always down for a good laugh. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a trial for terrorism-related offences.

ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded

ammunition, Armed Forces, Army, Brigades, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, Equipment, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, national security, SECURITY, Shortage, Ukraine, weapons, WepzNeeded, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho

Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

ageing, aging, Allowed, BIAS, blocky, brain network changes, cognitive decline, discrimination, equality, health disparities, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, long-term effects, mental health, minority populations, neuroscience, prejudice, racism, research, Social Issues, social justice, societal impact, stress, study

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6553
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3694	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	7395	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8893
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.