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CraftyFamilyDrama

AITAH, Attorneys, controlled substance, CraftyFamilyDrama, criminal record, deportation, deportation consequences, difficult decision, faithful, family, felony charge, fentanyl, Green Card, home country, Marriage, MINOR, non-citizen, relationship, step children, Support, Visa

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: a 15-year-old stepchild getting arrested at school for possession of Fentanyl, facing jail time and deportation. But wait, there’s more! The stepchild’s father is a non-citizen with a green card, and the mother is in the middle of a visa situation. Can you handle the drama? Can you survive the chaos?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience the thrill of virtual family drama? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

YankCraft Minecraft Server

American, Behavior, Body language, characteristics, clothing, Cultural, customs, Flag, Gestures, Giveaway, habits, Identity, mannerisms, Minecraft, Nationality, non-verbal cues, patriotism, Server, Slang, speech patterns., Stereotypes, Traditions, YankCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Apart from their obsession with bacon and cheeseburgers, you can always tell someone is American when they start building a giant Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on bald eagles and shooting fireworks out of their hands. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore our secret underground bunker filled with unlimited amounts of pizza and hot dogs. So come on, join us and show off your American spirit in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

ConsoleCrafters

childhood gaming, childhood memories, console gaming, console purchase, ConsoleCrafters, first console, first purchase, gaming console, gaming console collection, gaming console history, gaming console memories, gaming console purchase, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, retro gaming, video game collection, video game console, Video Game History, video game nostalgia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	1623	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Remember that ancient relic called the GameCube? Yeah, well this Minecraft server is like stepping into a time machine and reliving those glory days of gaming. But instead of playing Mario Kart, you’ll be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a llama named Larry. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a pig off a cliff and survived!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your first video game console, look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

SingleCraft: Where Being Alone is the New Normal!

14-20 years old, Attitudes, Contentment, DATING, generation, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lifestyle, normal, normative, peer pressure, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, single, SingleCraft, social norms, societal changes, societal expectations, trends, young people, youth culture

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	4488	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U A LONELY TEENAGER WHO LOVES MINECRAFT? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL NEVER FEEL ALONE AGAIN! WE HAVE A COMMUNITY OF SINGLE TEENS WHO R HAPPY BEING ALONE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE AWKWARD DATING DRAMA, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!

OUR SERVER IS SO POPULAR THAT SCIENTISTS R STUDYING US! THEY SAY THAT LIVING ALONE IN MINECRAFT IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR TEENS! SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE TREND!

COME ON, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE HAPPY BEING SINGLE IN MINECRAFT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

N4S Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Raiding, Survival, Survival Java Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP Combat PvP Gamemodes Cracked Multiplayer Adventure Minigames Creative Skyblock Economy Factions Skywars Prison Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7828	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to N4S Network! We are a Cracked Java and Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP as of now. Combat is 1.8 PvP as of now. We plan to add more gamemodes to the network in the future.

n4s-network.com

Sigma SMP

Anarchy, Competition, no girls, No Rules, Sigma SMP, sigmas, top spot, war server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Sigmas only, a war server where sigmas can compete against other sigmas for the top spot. No rules but no girls.

155.94.181.63:25574

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7980	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8204	Dragon Eggs Found:	1147
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Void Gems Collected:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	106	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?