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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5017 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8600 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 62 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
