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HopelessCraft Minecraft Server

Abandoned, bleak outlook, defeated, Despair, Disappointment, discouragement, doubt, Failure, Forlorn, FORSAKEN, Frustration, Hope, HopelessCraft, lost cause, Minecraft, Negativity, no chance, pessimism, piece of shit, Server, Struggling, uncertainty, Worthless

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and insanity that will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with enchanted swords, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss that guards a treasure trove of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Cult, a group of players who worship the almighty cactus god and will stop at nothing to protect their prickly deity. Join their ranks and gain access to exclusive cactus-themed gear and secret rituals that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SibSquadSnackDrama

business ventures, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, entitlement issues, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, financial autonomy, financial independence, generational wealth, money management, Money Matters, parental guidance, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SibSquadSnackDrama

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sibling rivalry? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual family feud, where you can argue over who gets to order the food and who gets left hungry.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of demanding your sister to buy you food because you broke her favorite vase last week. And if she refuses, don’t worry – just come to us and we’ll make sure justice is served (or not served, in this case).

With a community that values sibling drama over everything else, you’ll never run out of reasons to log on and stir up some trouble. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyChinaEconMess

authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinese economy, CraftyChinaEconMess, cultural criticism, digital censorship, economic downturn, economic malaise, Economy, freedom of speech, garbage time of history, government control, information control, internet, online expression, political suppression, Propaganda, social commentary, social media, viral phrase

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magic Items Found:	5019	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!

we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.

so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).

DroughtCraft2022

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Agricultural Technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, climate forecasting, data analysis, disaster prevention, drought prediction, DroughtCraft2022, early warning system, Environmental Science, future trends, innovative solutions, long-term planning, machine learning, meteorology, predictive analytics, water conservation, weather forecasting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	8

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

GoodTutorials Server

20 slots, GoodTutorials, java edition, latest release, Minecraft, Normal world., ONLINE, Server, Spawn area, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Dimension Hops:	10

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	742537	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2679	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6363
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!