TES I: Arena – A Complete Retrospective Minecraft Servers

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8636
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	127
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	120	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1250	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!

FutureCraft: “You finally beat the Ender Dragon…with a carrot!”

advice, anonymous letter, aspirations, beat, carrot, Dragon…with, dreams, encouragement, Ender, Finally, future self, FutureCraft, goals, guidance, Hope, inspiration, life lessons, long-term vision, motivation, personal growth, positivity, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8140
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you might just receive a letter from your future self telling you all the winning lottery numbers for the next 10 years! Who needs time travel when you have our server, where the impossible becomes possible. Build your dream world and watch as it becomes a reality before your very eyes. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s not as scary as everyone thinks – in fact, he’s a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your future self is counting on you to join the fun!