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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7768 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 474223 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 9964 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
