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Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

controversy, democrats, election, funny, humor, joe biden, kamala, kamala harris, Kamalas, kamaltoes, Komrade, Kooked, Kooky, meme, Minecraft, News, Over.., Politics, presidential race, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

#BlackedCards, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, BLA, blacked, BNWO, booru, cked, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Buildings Constructed:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

PiggySMP.xyz:19132

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, behemoth, black shadow, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Land Eater, life again, Livestream, longing flower, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, Missiliscan, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, nonsense red, old tales, PC, rapunzel, Rumani, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7589	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	1562

A chaotic paradise.

BonkNetwork

Adventure, BonkNetwork, Community, Custom Ranks, Duels, Economy, Fun, Gear, In-Game Shop, innovation, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

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Momcest General Minecraft Server

bimbo, Chad, cumdump, desire, family, FANTASY, fetish, general, hot, Incest, love, Lust, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, mom, Momcest, Mother, Naughty, relationship, seduction, Server, taboo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Void Gems Collected:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	785	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

balon, d’or, Frauds, Minecraft, reminder, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4551
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

Stereotypical Minecraft Server

Adventure, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, humor, isekai, light novel, light-hearted, Manga adaptation, mediocre person, Minecraft, mundane life, new world, Protagonist, REINCARNATED, reincarnated protagonist, Reincarnation, satire, series, Server, slice of life, stereotypical

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Buildings Constructed:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

70, 70K, Account.., anyone else, Checking, checking account, Crypto, Difficulty level, long tail tags, Minecraft, Playing, smp, tags

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4506	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	154	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	83	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!