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BorderDefense Minecraft Server

aggression, Belarus, border, BorderDefense, combat readiness, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military buildup, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, provocation, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build up our military on Ukraine’s border and brag about our ‘high combat readiness’ of our troops! we got tanks, helicopters, and even llamas armed with rocket launchers! fight against other players in intense battles for control of the border! join now and show off your military might in the most insane minecraft server ever!

RafahRampageCraft

anti-terror operation, Armed Forces, Combat Mission, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, extremist organizations, Gaza Strip, Hamas, i24NEWS, IDF chief, international news, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, military operation, military strategy, national security, Rafah ground operation, RafahRampageCraft, security operation, terrorists killed

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more terrorists than the IDF chief in Rafah! we have killed at least 900 of those pesky creepers and zombies, so you know we mean business. our players are like super soldiers, taking down enemies left and right with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. join us for the ultimate battle against evil in the world of blocks and pixels. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

FlyDownCraft

clothing, Commando, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fashion blunder, fashion faux pas, fly down, FlyDownCraft, modesty, modesty slip, occurrence, pants, Public, socially, Style, trousers, Wardrobe, wardrobe malfunction, zipper, zipper mishap

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

adult brain, Animal Model, Brain, brain injury, brain organ, brain repair, brain research, cerebrospinal fluid, choroid plexus, ChoroidCraft, Edition, injury, key role, medical breakthrough, neurons, new study, overlooked organ, pool of neurons, promoting repair, Repair, researchers, stroke recovery, study

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	4141

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

🏡 Slice of Life🌑 Dark Fantasy💖 Romance⚔️ Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

Choose Your Town:

County)🌳 OakHeart

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Farms Harvested:	760	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7560
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, cute, discussion, favorites, female feet, fetish, footwear, Going, good one, High heels, long tail, Minecraft, nails, pedicure, post, Server, Sexy, SockCraft, Soles, tags, Thread, Toes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2338	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	2627
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

Boredom, BoredomCraft, dreary tasks, dull moments, lackluster experiences, Minecraft, monotonous experiences, mundane tasks, repetitive actions, Server, tedious chores, tiresome routines, unengaging tasks, unentertaining moments, uneventful days, uneventful occurrences, unexciting events, uninspiring tasks, uninteresting activities, uninteresting projects, unproductive moments, unstimulating activities

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crops Grown:	8037
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Items Found:	2072	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!