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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SafeWordSteve

Assumptions, biased party, Boundaries, Communication, Community, control, dom/sub, Etiquette, fashion choices, foreign country, Friends, language school, open-minded, privacy, relationship, Respect, safe word, SafeWordSteve, school environment, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3296
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and etiquette? Look no further than our server! We promise not to wear any sexually-leaning ‘what’s your safe word’ t-shirts while playing Minecraft together. Our server is a safe space for all, even for those with trust issues from past relationships and family experiences. Join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience, where the only thing we’ll be dominating is the pixelated world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

TimeWarpCraft

Alternate Realities, back in time, Changing the past, consequences of actions, Decision making, future planning, historical events, Impact of decisions, learning from mistakes, life choices, opportunities, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, Revisiting memories, second chances, self improvement, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	96
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time and witness epic battles between creepers and villagers, or maybe even tame a T-Rex and ride it into battle!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own time machine to explore different eras, from the Stone Age to the future where robots rule the land. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a famous historical figure like Abraham Lincoln or Cleopatra!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Time travel has never been so hilarious!

Redstone Collaborators Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSED, Canadian parliamentarians, collaborating, collaborators, cover up, Espionage, foreign influence, government officials, hostile foreign states, investigation, Liberals, Minecraft, national interest, national security, political corruption, political scandal, public trust, Redstone, release names, secrecy, Server, transparency, Treason

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	118	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret government conspiracy? well, this server is like that but with minecraft! we got canadian parliamentarians, like, being all sneaky and stuff, collaborating with, like, hostile foreign states! but shh, it’s a secret, so u gotta join to find out who they are! plus, we got, like, secret missions and stuff, where u gotta, like, build secret bases and fight off evil mobs! it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it! join now and be part of the most epic conspiracy in minecraft history!

StarshipSurvivorCraft

aerospace engineering, demo landing, elon musk, reusable rockets, rocket technology, space exploration, space exploration advancements, space exploration milestones, space exploration news, Space industry, space innovation, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, space vehicle, spaceflight, spacex, Starship, StarshipSurvivorCraft, successful landing, test

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	4802	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so like, u wanna join this minecraft server, right? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like the SpaceX’s Starship of all minecraft servers. it survives all the crazy stuff u throw at it and still comes back for more. like, it achieved a demo landing on its FOURTH test, can u believe that? that’s like, unheard of in the minecraft world.

if u join this server, u gonna be part of something epic. u gonna be part of the most insane adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious moments. like, one time, we had a pig riding a chicken while wearing a diamond helmet. it was wild, man.

so come on, join this server and be a part of the madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun, amirite? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

SpudCraft: The Curry Chronicles

chillies, Chronicles, cuisine, culinary evolution, culinary traditions, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, curry, Food, fusion cuisine, Globalization, History, immigrant influences, India, international flavors, ireland, non-native ingredients, Potatoes, spices, SpudCraft, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	New Chunks Explored:	778146
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we mix chillies, tomato sauce, curry, potatoes, India, and Ireland all together in a big ol’ pot of craziness! It’s like a culinary explosion of epic proportions, just like when you accidentally mix up your potions in the game and end up with a weird concoction that gives you superpowers or turns you into a chicken for a day.

We’ve got spicy challenges that will make you sweat more than a creeper caught in a desert biome, and potato-themed quests that will have you digging for treasure faster than you can say “potato famine”. Plus, our community is as diverse as a buffet table at a villager wedding, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and explore in the most ridiculous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a taste of adventure that’s spicier than a vindaloo and crazier than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day. Who needs traditional ingredients when you can have a curry-potato fusion that will blow your mind and your taste buds? Join us now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CarbonCraft: Air Capture Edition

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric carbon dioxide, Capture, carbon capture, carbon dioxide capture, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraft, Charcoal, clean air, climate change, eco-friendly, Edition, energy efficient, environmental technology, green technology, greenhouse gas reduction, innovation, low cost, Materials, research, sustainable, sustainable materials

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	300	Secret Passages Found:	8

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH JOY?! WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMONDS AND RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN CREATE POTION THAT GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS, LIKE FLYING AND SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES!

PLUS, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME CALLED “ZOMBIE DANCE PARTY” WHERE YOU CAN BUST A MOVE WITH THE UNDEAD AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A GOLDEN SWORD THAT CAN TURN YOUR ENEMIES INTO CHICKENS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! (DISCLAIMER: UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE INCLUDED)

LostCraft Reborn: Where even Steve gets lost trying to find factions, eco, and jobs! Java 1.20.4!

1.20.4, auraskills, balance, Development, Eco, Economy, Essentials, Factions, Factionsuuid, Features, Find, java, Jobs, Lost, LostCraft, Map, MCMMO, old school, Plugins, progress, PvP, reborn, Revamp, Server, Staff, steve

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	2127	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ores Mined:	7627

LostCraft Reborn Server Overview

Features	Old school factions with modern fun
Plugins	factionsuuid, essentials, mcmmo, jobs
Map	Created in 1.20.4, no resets
Admin Policy	No admin abuse allowed, staff cannot participate in gameplay
Economy	No pay to win option, players earn their gear
Server Type	Factions-only server, no network

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server currently in development?

Yes, LostCraft Reborn is still in heavy development. Features and plugins may change or be added.

2. Are resets planned for the main map?

No resets are planned for the main map created in version 1.20.4. Changes will only occur if an update forces it.

3. Can players obtain gear through donations or voting?

No, there is no pay to win option on LostCraft Reborn. Players must earn their gear through gameplay.

4. Is the server part of a network with multiple game modes?

No, LostCraft Reborn is dedicated solely to factions gameplay and does not cater to multiple game modes.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP: mc.lostcraftreborn.com

For more information, you can also visit the server website: https://lostcraftreborn.com

HungrySerbWars Minecraft Server

alliances, animosity, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, hate, historical tensions, Hungary, HungrySerbWars, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Politics, puppet, Refused, Resentment, russia, Serbia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Buildings Constructed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3958

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real drama unfolds! We’ve got alliances forming and breaking, countries hating each other for the most ridiculous reasons – like Hungary and Serbia teaming up to hate on Poland just because they refused to be a Russian puppet again! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged? Join now for a server experience like no other – where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion!

CraftyMouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	3100	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant mice that have taken over the world! These mice are not your average rodents – they have superpowers and will stop at nothing to defeat you and take over your base. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and save the day!

And if mutant mice aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? You never know what they’ll do next, so be prepared for some hilarious chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you.

SassyCraft: Family Edition

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, Communication, Conflict, earn keep, Edition, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Fairness, family, family dynamics, Job, parenting, payment, perspective, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SassyCraft, sibling dynamics, smartass, step sister, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where babysitting skills are put to the test! Join us and prove your worth as a responsible big sister, just like the player who shared their story above. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your babysitting expertise and earn your keep in the virtual world.

But don’t worry, we won’t make you babysit real kids like in the story. Instead, you’ll be tasked with protecting and guiding virtual little ones through the blocky world of Minecraft. Help them build epic structures, fend off creepers, and maybe even watch an in-game movie like “Infinity War” together (just don’t tell their parents)!

And the best part? You’ll actually get paid for your babysitting services in the form of in-game currency. So come join us and show us your babysitting chops – because on this server, being a big sister is a job worth rewarding!