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SMPQueenBee – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Communication, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, relationships, smp, SMPQueenBee, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you NEED to join, like ASAP. So, like, this server is lit AF because we have this secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legendary treasure hunt every week where we hide diamonds in the weirdest places, like inside a chicken or under a lava waterfall. You gotta be quick though, ’cause everyone is out for that bling bling.

And get this, our admin is a talking cow who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, guiding us through epic quests and making sure we don’t accidentally blow up the entire server (which has happened before, oops).

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of exploding sheep, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftMadness #PigRidingParty

Caution: May Cause Addiction

addiction, Adventure, Caution, Challenges, embrace chaos, handle with care, Label, Life, life’s a wild ride, live boldly, proceed with caution, Risk, Rollercoaster, twist and turns, Unpredictable, unpredictable journey, ups and downs, Warning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	86

If your life had a warning label, it would probably say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines.” But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the unexpected and encourage all players to break out their best dance moves while mining for diamonds.

Join us on this wacky server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the creepers throw surprise birthday parties (with explosive results), and the villagers have a secret underground disco club. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you can find it, you’ll gain the power to turn all the zombies into friendly unicorns who will follow you around and serenade you with sweet melodies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

PixelPact Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral ties, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, economic ties, Faustian pact, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, India, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, Minecraft, PixelPact, political alignment, regional stability, russia, Server, strategic partnership, Strengthening, SUPERPOWER

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a faustian pact with russia for ultimate power and strength!! you can build your own russian-inspired base and conquer the virtual world with your comrades. beware of the russian bears roaming around, they may steal your diamonds but they are cute so it’s all good. also, we have vodka fountains and matryoshka doll giveaways every week. join now for a slav-tastic time!! #russiavibes #minecraftmadness

NukeCraft: Kim’s Spanish Heist

arms control, Black Market, diplomatic crisis, Equipment, global security, heist, illicit trade, intelligence report, international relations, Kims, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, proliferation network, Report, sanctions, security threat, Smuggled, spain, Spanish, WMD

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mines Excavated:	3729
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

So, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! We got North Korea up in here, smuggling nuclear weapons equipment from Spain, like what even is that?! Join us and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can help smuggle weapons, build secret underground bunkers, and maybe even start World War III in Minecraft! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and destruction, amirite?! Join now and be a part of history in the making, or breaking, whatever floats your boat! Let’s blow stuff up, y’all!

Aging Craft: Muscle Gene Deficiency

aging, Aging research, animal models, Arginase-II, Craft, deficiency, Gene, gene deficiency, gene expression, genetic deficiency, genetic modification, genetic mutations, Mice, mouse models, Muscle, muscle aging, muscle degeneration, muscle deterioration, muscle diseases, muscle function, muscle health, muscle regeneration, muscle strength, skeletal muscle

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

hey u! u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u have come to the right place! this server is so lit that even the mice in the game are defying genetics and reducing their muscle aging. can u imagine a world where u can build a house with mice that have super strong muscles? join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe u will discover the secret to eternal youth in minecraft! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s defy genetics together!

PixelRealms

Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Join Us Today! PixelRealms is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a place to create, explore, and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re a builder, a survival expert, or someone looking for a fresh challenge, there’s something here for you.

Server IP: play.pixelrealms.eu

play.pixelrealms.eu

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, base, Discord, Dynmap, Events, germany, Head Database, Lab, Map, Minigames, modded server, Resetting, Season, shopping district, Shopping needs, smp, Tightknit community, voice chat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is the server reset regularly?

A: No, we do not plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What events or minigames can I expect to find on the server?

A: We host various events throughout the year and players can also host their own minigames.

Q: Are there any special modded servers available?

A: Alongside our vanilla SMP, we are working on setting up an additional modded server for those interested.

Mystic Echoes Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, accusations, allegations, billionaire, conspiracy theories, controversy, Craft, defamation, Echoes, Fables, false claims, Lies, mystic, pedophile, Politics, Presidency, rapist, Rumors, scandal, sexual assault, trump, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Yo, bro, forget about all that political drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, villagers trading, and diamonds galore! Who needs to worry about real life scandals when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our server? Plus, we don’t spread lies and fables like those haters, we just have a good time crafting and mining. So come on, join us and escape the madness of the real world!

Pixelated Potato Paradise

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious protagonist, Mystery, No. 16766296, novel, Paradise, pixelated, plot twist, Potato, Secrets, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ores Mined:	2254
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and rainbows shooting out of creepers! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and pure madness. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, everyone is welcome to join the fun. So grab your pickaxe and come build, explore, and survive with us. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let’s get this party started! WOOOOOOO!

NoAddress4U

Address, admissions test, aita, background checks, distant relative, District, elite public school, ethical codes, fair rent, jeopardy, LANDLORD, NoAddress4U, PRESSURE, Professions, refusing, residency requirements, school regulations, sibling, Strict, text convo

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with scandalous family dynamics and school admissions drama!

Imagine this: your landlord is pressuring you to help their distant relative get into a prestigious school by using your address. But wait, there’s more! You and your partner are professionals with strict background checks and ethical codes to uphold. Will you risk it all for a Minecraft server? Only one way to find out!

Join now for a server experience like no other. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family feuds and school scandals to navigate? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!