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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3520 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7865 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Potions Brewed: | 28 | Ores Mined: | 8240 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
