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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1297 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
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On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.
Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!
