Teochew Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FosterSisNoThanks

acceptance, adoption, birthday wish, childhood trauma, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional maturity, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, foster child, FosterSisNoThanks, Guilt, love, mixed feelings, parenting, processing emotions, Resentment, sibling relationship, sister

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1725	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with pesky siblings or guilt trips from your parents.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any little sisters asking to play with you. No more awkward conversations about love and acceptance, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a little sister when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s build a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, without any unwanted birthday wishes getting in the way.

WorryFreeSMP – Live Life Easy in Minecraft SMP

at ease, blissful, Calm, Carefree, CONTENT, EASY, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, laid back, Leisurely, Life, Live, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peaceful, positive mindset, Relaxed, Serenity, smp, stress free, Tranquility, unworried, worry-free, WorryFreeSMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where all your worries just melt away like butter on a hot potato. Seriously, I joined and suddenly all my bills were paid, my acne disappeared, and I found a golden llama that poops diamonds. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. We danced all night long to dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies, it was lit AF.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. I once fought a player who was riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword that shot laser beams. It was epic, I tell ya.

So come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake?

CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

aggravating, annoyances, ANNOYING, bothers, bothersome, CraftRage, everyday annoyances, Frustration, Frustrations, grievances, irksome, IRRITATING, irritations, MINOR, minor inconvenience, Nuisance, peeves, pet peeve, pisses off, vexations, vexing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!

EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server

Afghan girls, Afghan society, Afghan women, Afghanistan, Bans, deputy, education access, education bans, education for all, EduCraft, empowerment, equality, gender equality, girl’s rights, girls education, HUMAN RIGHTS, leader, Minecraft, Server, Taliban, Taliban deputy, Taliban leadership, women’s education, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9263	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN education for all the Afghan women and girls!! because who needs education when you can mine for diamonds all day, amirite??! plus, our server is run by a Taliban deputy so you know it’s gonna be wild and crazy!! join now for a chance to be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server in all of minecraft history!! #NoEducationNoProblem #TalibanMinecraftMadness

RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!

Capital Punishment, China, crime deterrent, Crime Prevention, crimes, criminal justice, deadly attacks, Execute2Men, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Public Safety, punishment, revenge on society, RevengeCraft, Rule of Law, social order, society

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we execute 2 men who commit deadly attacks on society crimes but in a virtual world! join us for the ultimate revenge on society experience, where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top while avoiding the wrath of the executioner! trust us, it’s a killer time!

Crafty Scientists: Trust Us, We Know!

68 countries, association, Attitudes, CONSERVATIVE, Countries, Crafty, Europe, findings, Global, NEGATIVE, North America, political orientation, research, right leaning, role in society, scientists, society, study, Trust, Trust in scientists

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	3745

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got scientists from 68 countries up in here doin’ some wild experiments. trust me, u ain’t never seen redstone contraptions like this before.

if u lean to the right or are conservative, we gonna turn u into a trustin’ scientist lovin’ machine. we got potions that’ll make u believe in climate change and evolution faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

come join us and be a part of the most outrageous, mind-bending minecraft server out there. trust in scientists, trust in us.

Davidscloud Servers

Amplified, Banking, Caves, Cliffs, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Event, Gaming, Interest, Ip:, landscape, market, Merchants, Pets, platform restrictions, PORT, Protection, SECURITY, Servers, smp, Survival, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

About Davidscloud

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
Multiple Worlds	Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
Another Tidbit	Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Nutty Seeds Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, antioxidants, clean eating, diet, ENERGY, fiber, Haven, Healthy Eating, MINERALS, Natural, nutrition, nuts, NUTTY, omega-3 fatty acids, organic, plant protein, Plant-Based, protein, Seeds, SNACKS, superfoods, vegan, VITAMINS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz all my niggas be eatin nuts and seeds like squirrels on crack!

We got trees that drop Doritos instead of leaves, and when you mine, you find gold-plated chicken nuggets instead of boring old ore.

The mobs are all wearing party hats and dancing to dubstep music, it’s like a rave in the Nether!

And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with giant flying tacos as your mounts.

So come on, join the madness and let’s get nutty together on this insane Minecraft server!

Mommy MineTimeVacay

abusive behavior, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, dating outside culture, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, long distance relationships, mental health, MineTimeVacay, Mommy, online dating, parental expectations, personal autonomy, relationships, self esteem, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, vacation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a getaway in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots – how egg-citing!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to win a virtual date with a pixelated princess (or prince) who will serenade you with love songs while riding a pig. It’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and let the laughter begin!

RedSeaCraft: No Houthis Allowed

Allowed, arms embargo, ceasefire agreement, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthis, international relations, iran, Israeli ships, maritime security, Middle East conflict, military aggression, Naval Blockade, peace negotiations, Red Sea attacks, RedSeaCraft, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, security threats, united nations, Violent extremism, Yemen crisis

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1176	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis who gonna end Red Sea attacks, but only against Israeli ships! Like, who even knew houthis played Minecraft, amirite? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even witness some epic battles between houthis and Israeli ships. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So grab your pickaxe and come build with us!