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Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	637
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8648	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	104
Potions Brewed:	102	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

anger, antisocial behavior, Bigotry, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, harmful attitudes, harmful beliefs, hate, ignorance, inclusion, intolerance, mental illness, prejudice, racial tension, racism, SnowflakeCraft, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people, worries

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.