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InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

cooked, home, Minecraft, smp, Walks, Whips

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6738	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

NostalgicCraft

Beloved, cherished, Childhood, classic, emotional, Enduring, Favorite, Impactful, Lasting, long-lasting, memorable, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, sentimental, Significant, Special, Timeless, timeless favorite, Treasured, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	6958	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

aggression, Air, air raids, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Preemptive, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strikes, Targets, Tensions, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	900441	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3112	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	137306	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	967
Dragon Eggs Found:	5711	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	259	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	5645
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	6697	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.