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Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Star Shards Collected:	84	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crops Grown:	4658	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	125
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9070
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, CREEPERS, DeepL, discussion, download links, Drool, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Recommendations, rule, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN General, Yoshi’s, YoshiCraft, Yoshino Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8944	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ores Mined:	3832	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?