| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4440 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6165 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6184 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2162 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4559 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9721 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3535 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2448 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2412 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1654 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7346 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7629 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
