ten years ago – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

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xapros SMP

apply, Community, diamonds, Discord, Griefers, Hardware, Lag, Mature, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, world border, xapros

xapros SMP – Minecraft Server Overview

Information	Details
Community Type	Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Size	10-20 players online at peak times
Hardware	Overkill hardware to prevent lag
Land Claims	No land claims to preserve vanilla feel, but protected from griefers
Trading	Diamonds used for trading in shopping district
Map	Bluemap available for viewing the world
Ranks	No ranks, everyone is equal
World Border	No world border, choose your own living area

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the xapros SMP server?

To join the server, first join our Discord server here and follow the application process. We welcome all new players!

Is the xapros SMP server modded?

No, we are a Vanilla server, meaning we do not use mods or plugins that alter the gameplay experience from the original Minecraft.

How do I stay safe from griefers on the server?

While we do not have land claims, we use Ledger tracking to protect players from griefers. Our community members also actively help each other to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment.

Can I build anywhere on the server?

Yes, there is no world border on our server, allowing you to choose your own living area and build wherever you like.

Mystic Seating Realm 1.20.5
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Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas.
You’ll never be bored with the endless possibilities of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon or creating a secret underground lair filled with disco balls and talking parrots.
So, grab your diamond sword and get ready to embark on the most epic journey of your life. But beware, you may never want to leave this wacky wonderland of madness and mayhem!

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PhantomPhenom Minecraft SMP
Afterlife, Ethereal, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly physics, ghostly presence, Ghosts, Haunted, haunting questions, Metaphysical, Minecraft, Mysteries, OTHERWORLDLY, Paranormal, PhantomPhenom, smp, spectral beings, spectral entities, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural occurrences, unexplained phenomena
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even ghosts are playing Minecraft on it!
Imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a ghost pops up and helps you find them! And get this, the ghost can walk through walls but doesn’t fall through floors! Like, what even is that? It’s like haunted physics on steroids, bro!
Join our server for a chance to team up with ghosts, build epic bases, and have the most insane adventures ever! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have haunted Minecraft, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s get spooky together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

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PowerHoardersUnited
abuse of power, Accountability, consequences, control, Corruption, greedy, influence, leadership, long-term success, Longevity, Manipulation, people, positions of power, power dynamics, PowerHoardersUnited, shitty, societal structures, systemic issues, Terrible, toxic individuals, unethical behavior
Are you tired of dealing with greedy, shitty, terrible people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of them just waiting for you to overthrow their power! Join us and show those corrupt leaders who’s boss by building an army of chickens to take them down. Trust us, it’s more satisfying than therapy. So come on, join our server and let the revolution begin!

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Trippy Hospital Havoc
cause, drug misuse, drug-related harm, emergency department, Five years., hallucinogens, Havoc, health, Hospital, hospitalised, increased risk, ketamine, long-term effects, lsd, mdma, mortality, psilocybin, public health, research, risk of dying, study, substance use, Trippy
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!
So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!
But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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Matmeycker World Server Minecraft
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Destroy the SPAVNA bunch of startsPEPERPlugins Do everything you want !!!!
Matmeyckerworld.aternos.me:39817

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PRISM SMP

Animals, Biomancy, Biomes, Candy Land, Dark World, Demons, Devil, Domestic Innovation, dragons, Horror, Horses, laptop, Lost, Misery, Modded, Monsters, Ocean, power, Prism, Rats, Scared, smp, underworld

Prism SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Prism SMP
Mods	Terralith (For biomes) Ice and Fire (Dragons, monsters, and more) SWEM (Horses galore) Alex’s Mobs (More animals) Alex’s Caves (Underworld and Candy Land) Rats Biomancy Domestic Innovation

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join https://discord.gg/dkJN3vhA and fill out the form.

Q: What kind of experience can I expect on the server?

A: Expect a dark, scary, and challenging experience with various mods that add new creatures and biomes to the game.

Q: Are all the mods compatible with each other?

A: Yes, all the mods run well together and do not require a powerful computer to run smoothly.

Epic Block Universe 1.21.3
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Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF! We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection! And the mobs? Oh man, they’re so tough they make Chuck Norris look like a fluffy bunny.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a clown convention. And the builds? Let me tell you, they’re so epic they make the Pyramids of Giza look like child’s play.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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New Server IP
DoggoDineMC Server
accident, Argument, bathroom, Blame, chicken, coffee table, Communication, Conflict, dog, DoggoDineMC, Eating, Food, husband, misunderstanding, negligence, ownership, pet, pet behavior, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, take out
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this story? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected events and blame games!
Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly a creeper blows it up, but don’t worry, it was totally your friend’s fault for not warning you! Or how about finding a hidden treasure chest only for someone else to claim it as their own and blame you for not guarding it properly?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration to pure confusion. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have drama and chaos at every turn?
So come on over and see if you’re the real asshole in this crazy Minecraft world!

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BlockyBoys & Gals: No Creepers Allowed
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Yo, so like, have you ever been sexually harassed at your job and then forced to work with the harasser again? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.
We’ve got a community of players who will make you question your sanity, just like that creepy co-worker did to you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of “bury the hatchet” moments that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place.
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the fun never stops. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft and deal with all your problems in a virtual world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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