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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7840 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 600 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!