Tempus Schedule MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MANS Holostars EN Adventure Realm

Gavis Bettel, Josuiji Shinri, Adventure, Goldbullet, Realm

🎉 Join the Server Where Blocks Are More Real Than Reality! 🎉

Are you tired of living in a dimension where the laws of physics make sense? Enter our Minecraft Haven where cows talk, and the sky rains spaghetti! This server isn’t just a game; it’s a lifestyle choice masquerading as an online experience! Join us now, and you might just discover the meaning of existence… or not. It’s kind of a toss-up depending on the alignment of the moons.

🗝️ Features That Will Make You Question Everything 🗝️

Feature	Reality Distortion Level
Infinite Ice Cream Volcanoes	100% No Proof Needed
Anti-Gravity Creepers	Purely Theoretical
Monsters that Provide Therapy	Yes, They Care
Time Machines to the Last Tuesday	Run by Cats
Mining Gold with a Goldfish	Scientific Inquiry Required
Enderman Fashionista Brigade	Way Ahead of Your Time

❓ FAQ: Why Ask Questions When You Can Just Join? ❓

Q: How do I join?

A: Joining is easy! Just remember that your soul is already ours. There are no terms and conditions—just vibes!

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules are just guidelines for those who fear the chaos of the universe! Follow your heart… unless it leads you to a chasm filled with fire.

Q: Is this server safe for children?

A: Only if they like mind-altering experiences and communicating with sentient blocks. It’s all about letting them choose, you know?

💬 Random Reviews That Are Totally Real 💬

“You haven’t experienced life until you’ve been chased by philosophical zombies. It’s just how it is.” – User xX_B@NZ01N_Xx

“Why does my bed talk back? This server is like a dream, or maybe I’m the dream!” – Anonymous

“Ice cream volcanoes erupted during my last therapy session and it felt right. 10/10!” – A Confused Player

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

Minecraft, Josuiji Shinri, Axel Syrios, Goldbullet, mans

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

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Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

Banzoin Hakka, Minecraft, Magni Dezmond, Eepy Thread, Josuiji Shinri

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

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HouseInspectorsMC

long-term guests, Boundaries, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, Conflict Resolution

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

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RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

browsing, Entertainment, internet, online activities, time wasting

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

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YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

food fusion, global flavors, culinary diversity, culinary adaptations, American cuisine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!

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UnityCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, power struggle, Diplomacy, aggression, Minecraft

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and allies are trying to take over the world but don’t worry, we won’t let them steal the future! volodymyr zelenskyy himself has endorsed our server as the ultimate battleground for global unity! fight against the forces of evil while building your own empire and making friends with players from all over the world. join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way! who needs global unity when you can have a minecraft server this awesome?!

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CraftyKremlinWarriors

eastern europe, Crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Condemnation, Diplomacy

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

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Block the Bite Minecraft Server

Mosquito Bite Prevention, BITE, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, health

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

stylish pacifiers, baby fashion, baby products, pacifier trends, baby gear

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

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