TEMPUS Schedule Minecraft Servers

TEMPUS Schedule

  • MANS Holostars EN Adventure Realm

    MANS Holostars EN Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Join the Server Where Blocks Are More Real Than Reality! 🎉

    Are you tired of living in a dimension where the laws of physics make sense? Enter our Minecraft Haven where cows talk, and the sky rains spaghetti! This server isn’t just a game; it’s a lifestyle choice masquerading as an online experience! Join us now, and you might just discover the meaning of existence… or not. It’s kind of a toss-up depending on the alignment of the moons.

    🗝️ Features That Will Make You Question Everything 🗝️

    Feature Reality Distortion Level
    Infinite Ice Cream Volcanoes 100% No Proof Needed
    Anti-Gravity Creepers Purely Theoretical
    Monsters that Provide Therapy Yes, They Care
    Time Machines to the Last Tuesday Run by Cats
    Mining Gold with a Goldfish Scientific Inquiry Required
    Enderman Fashionista Brigade Way Ahead of Your Time

    âť“ FAQ: Why Ask Questions When You Can Just Join? âť“

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Joining is easy! Just remember that your soul is already ours. There are no terms and conditions—just vibes!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules are just guidelines for those who fear the chaos of the universe! Follow your heart… unless it leads you to a chasm filled with fire.

    Q: Is this server safe for children?

    A: Only if they like mind-altering experiences and communicating with sentient blocks. It’s all about letting them choose, you know?

    đź’¬ Random Reviews That Are Totally Real đź’¬

    “You haven’t experienced life until you’ve been chased by philosophical zombies. It’s just how it is.” – User xX_B@NZ01N_Xx

    “Why does my bed talk back? This server is like a dream, or maybe I’m the dream!” – Anonymous

    “Ice cream volcanoes erupted during my last therapy session and it felt right. 10/10!” – A Confused Player

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

    Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

    And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cyber Artistic Realm 1.20.4

    Cyber Artistic Realm 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server where you can sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and battle other players for ultimate dominance! Set sail with your crew and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. ARRR you ready for this adventure?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore mysterious islands, dig for buried booty, and unleash your inner pirate captain. With mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge, you’ll have all the tools you need to conquer the seven seas. Plus, with online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai, you can customize your pirate flag and show off your swashbuckling style.

    Still not convinced? Check out our FAQ for tips and tricks on how to become the most feared pirate on the server. And don’t forget to visit our related boards like /aco/sdg and /g/sdg for even more resources and inspiration.

    So what are you waiting for, matey? Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server and let the adventure begin! Just remember, dead men tell no tales, but they sure do have a lot of fun on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.

    Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.

    So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP