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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7822 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 7608 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!