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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3867	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	8881	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	7151
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	4213	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!