telltales Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperCo.

artists’ model, awkward, awkwardness, bachelorette party, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCo, Disclosure, erotic poses, explicit poses, friendship, Girlfriend, Honesty, Modeling, nude model, posing, relationships, Secrets, touching, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a bachelorette party, but instead of a stripper, they hired an artist’s model…and that model is YOU! Get ready for some awkward yet hilarious moments as you strike some explicit poses (no physical contact, of course) with your best friend’s girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Your best friend has no idea about this little party shenanigan, so why not spice things up even more by telling him yourself? Who knows what kind of drama and chaos will unfold!

So come on and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have scandalous bachelorette parties and awkward confrontations? Don’t miss out on the fun!

BugCraft Minecraft Server

Bites, bug, BugCraft, creepy, creepy crawly, encounter, entomologist, entomology, entomophobia, exterminator, fear, gross, infestation, insect, Minecraft, Nightmare, Pest Control, Phobia, Server, stings, Story, WORST

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

CraftyNostalgia

changing interests, childhood favorites, CraftyNostalgia, evolving tastes, forgotten passions, former hobbies, former obsessions, hobbies, interests, letting go, lifestyle changes, moving on, Nostalgia, old habits, past loves, past passions, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, shifting priorities

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8095
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	688	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	379927	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3284
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	4328	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	992055

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	6926

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!