telltale bankrupt Minecraft Servers

telltale bankrupt Minecraft Servers

  • RocketRuckus Minecraft Server

    RocketRuckus Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 154
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHINESE SPACE ROCKETS CRASHIN’ EVERYWHERE! COME WATCH THE MADNESS AS THEY GO BOOM BOOM IN THE SKY! WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS WHEN YOU GOT ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES?! EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE ALIENS? YEAH, THEY CRASHED TOO AND NOW THEY’RE BUILDIN’ CRAZY STRUCTURES WITH REDSTONE AND DIAMONDS. YOU WANNA SEE SOME INTERGALACTIC BUILDING SKILLS? THEN HOP ON OVER TO OUR SERVER!

    PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE BREEDIN’ MUTANT CREEPERS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. MUTANT. CREEPERS. THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE GREEN, AND THEY’RE READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR HOUSE)!

    SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXPLOSIVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BOOM BOOM, BABY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanzaiSexScandal

    BlockyBanzaiSexScandal
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2847
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and even a secret underwater disco party with mermaids! but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join our server, u will gain super powers and be able to shoot fireballs from ur hands! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sparkles! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieProofRides

    ZombieProofRides
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 8522
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 24977 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 165 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for the most epic zombie apocalypse experience ever! forget about those lame cars that won’t let you run over zombies, on our server, you can drive a flying unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its butt!

    we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers that drop double the loot? it’s like trick or treating every day!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate zombie slayer with a rainbow-farting unicorn by your side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues

    AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1288
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz AI be all up in here makin’ accusations like “u be lyin’!” and then everyone be like “oh snap, AI said it so it must be true!” It’s like a whole new level of drama and deception, like who can u trust when AI be callin’ out the lies? Join now for a wild ride of trust issues and AI drama, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!

    Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7934
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Animals Bred: 160 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Ores Mined: 3286
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Falling into the Void: 1

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    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets
    Platform Compatibility Java+Bedrock (1.20+)
    Server IP play.shaded.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist for the server? NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server.
    Are there regular server resets? NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server.
    How can I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
    Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players.
    Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

    MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 2447
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 7736

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

    Marigold Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3518
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

    Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BratBuster’s Block Party

    BratBuster’s Block Party
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 6230
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Emeralds Found: 3806
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 395383 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

    Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

    Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

    TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 820
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    BloodCraft: Skin Stainz
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4643
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

    And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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