Join us for a wild ride filled with flat Earth conspiracy theories, closed borders, and banning pornography. Who needs moral facts when you can have outrageous interpretations and insane stories? Why are normies like this? Come find out on our server!
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MorallyCrafted Minecraft Server
anti-democracy, autistic incels, banning pornography, closed borders, flat Earth conspiracy theories, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Interpretations, involuntarily committed, Minecraft, moral relativism, MorallyCrafted, normies, preventatively detained, Racial segregation, Server, telling women what to do, Transphobia, universal evilsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to question everything and obey no one! Except for a few non-negotiable universal evils like racial segregation, transphobia, and telling women they can’t have sex or get tattoos. We believe in human rights, but all autistic incels should be preventatively detained and involuntarily committed just for existing. It’s all relative, bro! -
ETH All In Minecraft Server
altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized applications, decentralized finance, digital assets, ETF, ETH, ethereum, financial markets, Investment, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, short-term gains, smart contracts, speculative trading, tokenization, TradingAre you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special ETF trading feature that allows you to invest in virtual ETH and ETH shitcoins!But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant Ender Dragon made entirely out of crypto! That’s right, we’ve combined the worlds of Minecraft and cryptocurrency to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual crypto billionaire in no time! Just be careful not to get wrecked by a Creeper while you’re busy making those sweet ETH gains.
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DaughterCraftTeacherDrama
angry email, complaining, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraftTeacherDrama, ear defenders, folic acid deficiency, investigation, Last year, mat leave, music teacher, numbness, pins and needles, safeguarding, school policy, school trip, SEN, Supplements, Teacher, tingling, UpsetLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re on a wild school trip? Join our server now!Just like the teacher in this story, we promise to keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Get ready for numbness and tingling in your legs (from all the excitement, of course) and occasional bouts of nausea (from laughing too hard at our hilarious jokes).
Don’t worry, we won’t let you leave the server even if you’re struggling to walk from all the fun. And if you ever need ear defenders, we’ve got you covered – just don’t tell anyone or the music teacher might get upset!
Join now for a school trip experience like no other, where every day is an adventure and you never know what crazy antics will happen next. Who needs a bus ride when you can journey through our virtual world and have the time of your life? See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a blast!
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RedYeastRiceRiot
Accountability, Bosses, consequences, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, crisis management., deaths, health crisis, investigation, Japan firm, leadership, legal ramifications, pharmaceuticals, Public Safety, red yeast rice tablets, RedYeastRiceRiot, regulatory compliance, Resign, resignations, scandal, Tragedyhaha come join our epic minecraft server, where the bosses are so scared of our red yeast rice tablets that they resign after 80 deaths! like, who even knew that could happen in minecraft, right? but seriously, these bosses couldn’t handle the heat of our crazy server where anything can happen. join now for a chance to take on the red yeast rice boss and show them who’s boss! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. -
ThongScratchCraft
Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwearYo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!