🔥telling it like it is Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

LifeIsHardButSMPFun

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Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

CraftyAF Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people ask “How are you?” and actually expect a real answer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where asking “How are you?” will lead to the most outrageous responses you’ve ever heard. From players claiming to be unicorns living in a pineapple under the sea to others insisting they are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, you never know what you’ll get on our server.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make friends with the wackiest bunch of Minecraft players around, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover your own inner pineapple-dwelling unicorn.

Light up your life with Lanterncraft: Where vanilla meets hilarity in a PVE world!

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Lanterncraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Features	Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Discord	discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
Java IP	play.lanterncraft.net
Bedrock IP & Port	play.lanterncraft.net:25586

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion.
Do players lose their gear when they die?	No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death.
Are there custom dungeons on the server?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables.

CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like /lig/ for indie vtubers, except instead of discussing streamers, we discuss the best way to build a dirt house in the game.

Join us if you’re tired of mainstream servers and want to be part of the VIP group of Minecraft players. We only accept players with at least 500 dirt blocks mined, so you know you’re in good company.

And don’t worry about shilling your 499 dirt block oshi, as long as you’re a Minecraft partner (or the equivalent in numbers), you’re welcome to join the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us for some blocky adventures that will make even Herobrine jealous.

Previous players have built epic structures like a dirt tower to the sky and a dirt rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

Pixelated Potato Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching your crops grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride around on saddled creepers and the chickens lay golden eggs!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get us started on the elusive Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, teleporting around the server to tell jokes to unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, rumored to turn even the most unlucky players into Minecraft millionaires overnight! So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MinecraftWeddingDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride of wedding shenanigans and bridezilla moments!

Picture this: you’re the maid of honor at a wedding, but things take a turn for the worse when the bride and groom try to set you up with the best man. And to top it off, they don’t want your long-term boyfriend there!

But wait, it gets crazier! The best man starts making awkward conversation during a 4-hour car ride, and things get even weirder when you find out you’re rooming with him at the Airbnb.

When the bride and groom confront you about not giving the best man a chance, all hell breaks loose and you decide to peace out and leave the wedding. And the best part? The bride and groom spin the story to make you look like the bad guy!

Join our server for more insane stories like this and let the drama unfold in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

SavageSMP Insults!

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Are you tired of getting roasted in the chat by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show them who’s boss! We have a secret weapon that turns all haters into chickens, literally. So come join us and watch as your enemies cluck away in defeat!

MineHappyDayz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even have a dance party with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. And guess what? The zombies ended up joining our server because they were so impressed by our player’s skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have your own army of llamas to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4067
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchantments Applied:	222
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9451

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Crops Grown:	4660
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Comprehensive telling it like it is Minecraft Servers

Lanterncraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions