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the world is ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	1532	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

#exciting, #mixedmartialarts, Combat, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Edition, Fighting, forum, heem, INTENSE, memes, memorable, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, participants, Powerful, smp, sports, Thread

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	1136	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	408	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!