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Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	3876
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3431
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5927
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Ores Mined:	4766	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

captivating personality, CharmCraft, charming, charming attributes, charming behavior, charming characteristics, charming demeanor, charming discovery, charming features, charming individual, charming nature, charming person, charming qualities, charming traits, delightful characteristics, endearing traits, hidden charm, pleasant surprise, surprising charm, Unexpectantly, unexpected charm, unique charm

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	280	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Belarus, border, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign ministry, international relations, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, MISTAKES, Peacekeeping, political tensions, SECURITY, tragic, tragic mistakes, Troops, Ukraine, Wagner PMC, WagnerCraft, Withdrawal

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1520
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

AntimatterCraft: HyperHydrogen-4 Fun!

antihyperhydrogen-4, antihyperon, Antimatter, AntimatterCraft, antineutrons, antiproton, atomic nuclei, Brookhaven National Laboratory, collisions, DOE, Fun, HyperHydrogen4, hypernucleus, Physicists, Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider, RHIC, STAR Collaboration

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got physicists from space or somethin’ discoverin’ antimatter hypernucleus antihyperhydrogen-4! Like, what even is dat? Sounds like some next level stuff happenin’ in our virtual world, fam.

Come join us and witness the madness as we collide atomic nuclei and create all sorts of wacky creations. We got antihyperons, antiprotons, and antineutrons all up in dis server, makin’ it a party like no other.

So if u wanna experience some outta dis world shenanigans and be part of a community that’s literally breakin’ the laws of physics, den come on down to our server. We promise u won’t regret it…probably.

Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half ice cream, half bae

application, apply, bae, Community, content creators, cream, Discord, divergent, Divergent SMP, Events, Features, Fun, Ice, java, java server, Join, Means, Minecraft, Newest features, Players, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Divergent SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Divergent SMP
Version	1.21
Description	Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server where players can enjoy Minecraft’s newest features in a fun and engaging environment.
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Divergent SMP?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application on the server’s website at apply.divergentsmp.net.

2. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, the community regularly hosts events, both in Minecraft and on the discord server.

3. Can I play with content creators on Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators that you can play with on the server.

GoodBros Minecraft Server

best friends, Bonding, brotherhood, Buddies, camaraderie, Cherished moments, close friends, Companionship, Fondness, friendship, good times, GoodBros, Happiness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Days, PALS, past, Reminiscing, Server, tight knit group, Unity

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Votes:	9616
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Back in the day, we had diamond armor for days and our pickaxes never broke! But then the Ender Dragon got jealous of our swag and nerfed us into oblivion. Now we’re just a bunch of sad pandas wandering around in leather armor.

But fear not, brave adventurers! Our Minecraft server is the key to reclaiming our former glory. Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, duel with giant squids, and even have tea parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you might just get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off.

So come on over to our server and let’s show that Ender Dragon who’s boss once and for all!