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Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	415
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	117
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1728	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Votes:	6501	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	4675	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	4752	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	8039
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!