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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3333 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
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