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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9628 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!