teeoomas – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Memes & Blocks
aoc, blocks, Crafty, humor, Humour, memes, POL, Porn edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than AOC Porn Edition!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated pleasure as you explore our custom-built adult-themed world. From giant phallic structures to sexy skins, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Enderman orgy, where players can watch as these mysterious creatures get down and dirty in the moonlight.
So why wait? Join AOC Porn Edition today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lube!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
RegretfulCraft: Where you can finally come to terms with missing out on diamonds and creepers
acceptance, adolescent, come to terms, CREEPERS, diamonds, emotional baggage, Finally, growth, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost opportunities, Memories, missed out, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, ORPHAN, past relationships, regret, RegretfulCraft, self reflection, teenage romance, terms, unrequited love, yearning, young love
Are you tired of feeling like the only one who missed out on young love? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those awkward teenage years and finally experience the heartache of unrequited crushes and failed relationships! Join us and prepare to be forever haunted by the ghosts of your adolescent loves that never were. Who needs therapy when you have virtual heartbreaks to mend? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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New Server IP
Salmon Network
Adventure, battle, Bravery, danger, dark forces, Darkness, destiny, Dragon.., evil spirits, fate, Heroes, Labyrinths, Land, Magical Items, Monuments, Mysteries, Parkour, PvP, Riches, solidarity, Struggle, Treasures
THE LAXENNW STORY
Many years ago, there was a land ruled by the Dragon Ender. This land was a world of extraordinary riches and full of adventure. However, the Dragon’s cruelty and dark powers imprisoned the region in darkness, negatively affecting people’s lives.
The heroes came together to defeat the dragon and the battle was won after a long struggle. The dragon was destroyed and the realm was free again. However, in the wake of the war, mysterious monuments and labyrinths appeared in every corner of the land. These structures were created by the Dragon’s dark forces and held within them immense treasures and unknown powers.
The salvation of this land was in the hands of adventurers. Those who dared their journey could explore mysterious structures, find ancient magical items, and unravel the secrets the Dragon left behind. However, danger was waiting around every corner. Evil spirits, trapped mazes, and dark creatures threatened the adventurers at every step.
To save this land, brave adventurers must unravel mysteries, face dangers, and bring the land back to light. However, it should not be forgotten that true heroism was only possible with sincerity and solidarity. Who knows, maybe at the end of this adventure, the fate of the land would change forever…
mc.laxennw.net.tr

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New Server IP

Smelly SMP: The Stinky Adventures – Smelling mods, no resets, just stinkin’ fun! Join now! Java 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventures, Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, cafe 24, Fair moderation, Fun, Inclusivity, java, Join, Longevity, minecraft server, Modded, Mods, Nomad, peace and love, Performance, player-driven politics, PvPer, record keepers, Resets, Safezone, smelling, Smelly, smp, stinkin, STINKY, Teams, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features	Fair moderation No server resets Inclusivity of all playstyles Great server performance Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod with custom origins Player-driven politics
Server Specs	16 GB of RAM Dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz 4 vCores of a Ryzen 9 5950X CPU

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server frequently reset?	No, there are absolutely no resets, allowing players to play for years.
What is the server’s moderation policy?	Moderation is fair, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks.
Can I suggest changes or additions to the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for improvements to the server.
What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?	The server operates on a system where a central area has rules against griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow such activities.
How can I join the server?	Join the server by using the invite link provided in the server invite section above.

Snowball Fight Zone: Where Snowmen Rule #188
Abyssal Light, Android, Apprentice Maid, asmr, Banners, brave squad stages, cherno, Containment Zone, eccentric joker, Endless Battle., Enigma, Enya, Event Story, Events, Exuvia, Fight, Friends Form, Fritia birthday edition, Fruitful Illusion, Glow of Mystique, Gradient of Souls, Infinite Darkness, Ios, Kiss Be the Remedy, lone warrior, Merry-in-Exile, outfits, PC, protect the escort target, Resource Pastebin, rule, seasonal roguelike event, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, snowmen, specular matrix, Star Master, Sweet Fairytales, Tender Cure, tess, The magician, uninvited adieu, Unit Capture Gameplay, version 1.7, Void of Dread, Wave Defense, Zone
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Fritia birthday editionVersion 1.7, also known as “Gradient of Souls” – where you can experience ASMR like never before while playing Minecraft.
Join us for our current and upcoming events such as the Login Event where you can win 10x Limited Operative Tickets, or the “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay. And don’t miss out on the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages – it’s a real adrenaline rush!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our crazy banners featuring characters like Cherno – Enigma and Uninvited Adieu, or dress up your character in outfits like the “Apprentice Maid” Cherno – Enigma. And don’t forget to participate in our seasonal events like the Paradox Lab: Specular Matrix – it’s a real mind-bender!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive Eccentric Joker with a 5* Sniper Rifle! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now at https://snowbreak.amazingseasun.com/ and let the craziness begin!

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New Server IP
Crafty Fap Adventures – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Discord Lovers!
adult content, Adventures, arousal, bubble gum butt, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fap, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lovers, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, Server, sexual talk, taboo, Ultimate
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky where you can post tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ wank while building your blocky empire.
In our Bubble gum butt edition, you’ll find yourself surrounded by giant bubble gum butts that you can bounce on like a trampoline. Trust us, it’s a buttload of fun!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of glitter. So if you’re into spooky shenanigans and sparkly surprises, this is the place for you!
So why wait? Join us at /dft/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies (trust us, you’ll need ’em).

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New Server IP
CataSim Network
Adventure, Combat, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Grinding, hypixel, Minigames, Mining, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pets, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, semi-sandbox, Skyblock, slayer missions, Survival
Greetings, player! CataSim Network, A Minecraft server that aims to recreate the Hypixel Skyblock experience, but it’s semi-sandbox!
What is semi-sandbox? CataSim Network is a semi-sandbox server, and while most of the items are free, you can still enjoy that grinding experience!
Content we offer: – Dungeons – Slayer Missions – Skills such as Combat, Mining, and more! – Pets – That’s not all of it!…
mc.catasim.net

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New Server IP
DeathReaper
active community, Adventure, Competitions, DeathReaper, Discord, Economy, Engaging Community, Exciting Events, exclusive items, Expert Support, Faction, Free Rank Upgrade, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Op factions, Premium Cracked Server, PvP, Regular Updates, Survival, Tournaments
🎮 Welcome to play.DeathReaper.org! 🎮
🌟 Your Gateway to Adventure! 🌟
Join our vibrant community for an unforgettable Minecraft experience featuring a dynamic blend of our popular games: Op Factions and Survival
⚔️ Op Factions: Conquer the realm of factions! Build your forces, seize territories, and clash with rivals in a quest for dominance. With robust economies and unique features, Op Factions delivers endless gameplay excitement.
Why Join Us?
🌟 Engaging Community: Join a friendly and active community of players from around the world. Our Discord server is bustling with activity, providing real-time communication, event announcements, and community discussions.
🎉 Exciting Events: Participate in regular events, tournaments, and competitions with fantastic prizes up for grabs.
🛠️ Expert Support: Our dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for all players.
🔄 Regular Updates: Enjoy fresh content and thrilling updates to keep the excitement alive. Our server features custom content, including unique maps, minigames, and exclusive items.
🔓 Premium Cracked Server: Experience the perks of premium gameplay with cracked accounts!
🌟 Free Rank Upgrade: Get exclusive perks and privileges with a free rank upgrade after just one month of active play.
Join Us Today at play.DeathReaper.org and Embark on Your Epic Journey!
play.DeathReaper.org

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New Server IP
•1.20.4• | CHALLENGING SURVIVAL | NOTHING EXTRA | Minecraft server
Anarchy, Auction, Beautiful houses, Bonuses, challenging survival, classic, Complex crafted privates, Customization, Difficult survival, Donation blocks, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, hardcore survival, Killer players, limited slots, Maximum difficulty, meteorites, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, NOTHING EXTRA, Pirate, Player chasing, player killing, Private, Private space, Protected possessions, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, Resource saving, Russian, Server development., Shops, signs, Survival, Valuable resources, Vanilla, Warps
About the server
• You can protect your possessions with the help of complex crafted privates.
• Your private space will be completely protected from others. In it you can build yourself a house, save resources, build yourself a store and set a warp point. No one can harm you in your hard-to-get territory.
• You can buy donation blocks to make your survival easier.
› The server rules do not prohibit killing, blowing up, stealing, or deceiving. Everything remains on your conscience.
Latest versions
Currently 1.20.4
Mode – Hardcore Survival
In this mode you have no restrictions, the emphasis is on vanilla survival. You can be a killer and chase players, or you can craft your own private and build beautiful houses.
Of the features
Privat needs to be obtained, resources are not the easiest to obtain.
The HP of mobs is increased, the difficulty mode is maximum.
There are shops with signs available to all players, warps, an auction with limited slots, meteorites, a drill for the extraction of valuable resources, customization, bonuses for playing time, etc.
› A lot of features await you, which are being further developed, updated and improved.
• We listen to each of you, with the help of your initiative, we can make a very cool server that will not be like everyone else, which will retain all the delights of difficult survival!
– We are trying for you!
play.izzicraft.ru

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New Server IP

United Lands VS Hypixel

active community, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Players, cosmetic perks, Custom Items, discord events, earth smp, Economy, fun server, global empires, handcrafted website, Helpful Staff, in game perks, java players, joining article, new gameplay experiences, parity update, PvE, PvP, real time map, Roleplay, Survival, thriving nations, Towny, unique mechanics, weekly updates

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded and laggy
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay
Frequent updates and events	Some pay-to-win aspects with ranks and perks

United Lands

Pros	Cons
Towny-based Earth SMP with unique mechanics	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Active Discord and community	Not as many minigames or game modes
Regular events and updates	Donator perks available for cosmetic items

FAQ

1. How many players can the servers hold?

Hypixel: Hypixel can hold tens of thousands of players at once, making it one of the largest Minecraft servers in the world.

United Lands: United Lands has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel but still maintains an active community.

2. What game modes are available on the servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, catering to different play styles and preferences.

United Lands: United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP server that focuses on traditional survival gameplay with unique mechanics.

3. Are there regular events and updates on the servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel frequently updates and holds events, keeping the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

United Lands: United Lands also regularly holds events on both Discord and in-game, providing opportunities for players to engage with the community.

4. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has some pay-to-win aspects with ranks and perks that can give players advantages in certain game modes.

United Lands: United Lands offers donator perks for cosmetic items, but focuses more on balanced gameplay and progression.