Pixel Pimps Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	381
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the backstory of our poster girl, who definitely did NOT become the poster girl for teenage prostitution because she was a master builder with a knack for creating intricate redstone contraptions. Nope, she definitely didn’t gain her fame by building the most epic strip club in all of Minecraft. But hey, if you want to join our server and see what other crazy shenanigans you can get into, come on over! Just watch out for creepers…and I’m not talking about the ones in the game. 😉

MomDressDramaMC

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring family photos where everyone looks like a mismatched rainbow threw up on them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we coordinate colors for our virtual weddings!

Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!

Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?

Minecraft Marathon Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because you’ll be having so much fun building your virtual empire. Plus, our virtual diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself would be jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBanter

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Void Gems Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

CapsLockCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5235	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	219
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE!

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!

Leaked Voice Memos from Alinea SMP! No Whitelist, So Your Singing Skills Better Be Good! Patch 1.21.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview

Version	1.21 SMP
Experience	Vanilla-like with added features
Features	Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.

What are some feature highlights of the server?

Feature	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat.
Food Skewers	Try out new foods like veggie skewers.
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game.
Unstable Enchantments	Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits.

What are some other features of the server?

Feature	Description
No commands or claims	Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands.
Custom enchantments	Additional enchantments and curses available.
Wholesome community	Focus on cooperative gameplay.
No PvP	PvP only with consent from all players involved.
Various rebalances	Equalizing playstyles for all players.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

biden, Brazil, breaking news, Californian fires, CraftyNews, current events, Euro foot, European news, France, French politics, germany, global affairs, international news, Minecraft, political updates, Server, slovenia, spain, sports news, top headlines, turkey, Wimbledon, world news

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of hearing about all the drama and chaos happening in the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear about is the epic battles between players, the crazy creations they build, and the occasional llama stampede.

Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.

So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyChain Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of blockchain to a whole new level! Imagine a world where every block is linked together by a protocol so strong, not even a creeper explosion could break it.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.

Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!

BoomCraft: Not the AITAH Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of being the designated therapist for your friend Jenny? Do you feel like you’re just a punching bag for her rants and dramas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!

BlockRage Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, BlockRage, coping strategies, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional well being, frustration tolerance, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, positive thinking, problem solving, relaxation techniques, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Server, setback recovery, Stress Management

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of raging every time a creeper blows up your house or a skeleton snipes you from a mile away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the cure for your anger management issues! Join us and experience the magical healing powers of our virtual world where setbacks are just opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.

So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?

RageCraft: Creeper Traffic Jam

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Votes:	9678	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magic Items Found:	3126	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of getting road rage from all the crazy drivers out there? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration by building a giant road filled with explosive TNT traps to blow up those pesky drivers. Watch as they rage quit in disbelief at your epic trolling skills. Plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system where you can escape the chaos and relax in your own private jacuzzi made entirely out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let the road rage flow through you in the most explosive way possible!

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