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JewCraft2021
LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
CraftyMaple Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!
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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”
Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.
So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
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BoyfriendTracker69
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RegretBlockz
Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together! -
BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes
come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time! -
QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!
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The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like
Perfectum SMP Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival Minimum Age 15+ Plugins Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag Features Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community FAQ
Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?
A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.
Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?
A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.
Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?
A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.
Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?
A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.
Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?
A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.
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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).
So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!