TEECHIP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crops Grown:	7060	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4856
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Regret-FreeCraft

alternative outcomes, being content, Decision making, embracing possibilities, embracing uncertainty, letting go of the past, life philosophy, live without regrets, living fully, living in the present, making choices, mindfulness, moving forward, never consider, no looking back., personal growth, positive mindset, RegretFreeCraft, self improvement, sure way

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?

SquidCraft Sunscreen Co.

eco-friendly sunscreen, Environment, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine conservation efforts, marine conservation research, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, Melanin, melanin production, natural ingredients, octopus, pigments, researchers, Squid, squidcraft, sunscreen, sustainable skincare, UV protection

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Crops Grown:	9254	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the octopus and squid are like, super chill and help make sunscreen? Well, this server is the place for you! Our octopus and squid buddies are like, scientists and stuff, making sure the sunscreen is top-notch and eco-friendly. Plus, they throw the best underwater parties, you won’t want to miss out on that! Join now for a sunscreen-filled adventure like no other!

OctanePvP

Adventure, Artifacts, Bosses, Character, Combat, Exploration, Faction, Factions, homebase.., INVADE, level up, Loot, multiplayer, planet, PvP, Quests, Sandbox, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Victory

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

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VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Account.., banner, Community, description, Gaming, Issue, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Play, Server, tags, VIA DISCORD, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	5072	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26179

Hytitude Network

activities, chapter, Community, competitive, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Hytitude Network, immersive experience, Ip:, LifeSteal, Lore, Minecraft, og, PvP, Reset, Server, Skyblock, slow cannon speeds, slow economy, slow maps, Story, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	487	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Votes:	1384

Hytitude is a factions server aiming to draw the line between competitive and OG factions. Hytitude provides all the great aspects of competitive factors, whilst preserving that community feel that OG faction servers are most known for. Maps are slower, cannon speeds are slower, and the economy is slower, but is offset by an abundance of events and activities that keep the game at a consistent pace. Hytitude is showcased as a story, with each reset presented as its own “chapter” with lore and a storyline that helps enhance the immersive experience.– Discord: discord.gg/QjcbbyVAW5– IP: play.hytitude.fun

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