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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Farms Harvested:	263	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	6177
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Divine Spears Created:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	8153
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos