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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9285 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8321 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Our server is like a duplex built in 1900 – old, rundown, and full of surprises. Explore the 2BR 1BA basement (if you can find it) and uncover hidden treasures (or trash) along the way.
Join now and embark on a quest to find lost urns, bury cremains, and unravel family secrets. Will you be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top? Or will you end up lost in the hoard forever?
Don’t worry about the cleanup – we’ve got bio-hazard experts on standby (for a small fee, of course). And remember, once you see the chaos of our server, you can’t unsee it. So brace yourself for a wild adventure unlike any other.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the hoard! But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to dig through the mess and uncover the truth? Join us now and let the hoarding madness begin!