techtesters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	1095	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	3591
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7805
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!