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Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Farms Harvested:	898
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a hot cup of coffee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time Sacha accidentally crashed her colleague’s lunch date with his wife.

Imagine a world where you can create your own baby shower for your virtual baby, just like the one Sara is planning for her Minecraft baby with Tomas. Will you be invited to the virtual baby shower, or will you have to come up with an excuse about needing milk for your virtual baby too?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience all the crazy antics and unexpected twists that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as Sacha’s lunchtime rendezvous with her colleague and his wife. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments!

WeddingCraft Eviction Party

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	6184	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3385
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos is not invited but fun is mandatory! Just like this bride who kicked out her unruly family members from her wedding, we have strict rules to keep the peace and ensure a good time for all.

Join us for a black tie Minecraft experience, where guests are evicted for wearing anything less than the fanciest of armor. No kids allowed, because let’s face it, they always cause trouble with their creeper explosions.

Witness the drama unfold as uncles try to sneak in extra drinks and cousins bring unknown friends into our virtual world. And don’t even think about wearing a cocktail dress or sequins, because you will be promptly kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only good times are allowed. Who needs real life when you can have this level of entertainment in the blocky world?

KidzCraftFears

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	2045	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Remember that fear you had as a kid of being chased by a giant chicken through a maze made of Jello? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that nightmare in pixelated glory! Join us for the most absurdly hilarious and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, this server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity in the best way possible. So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness!

DopamineCraft Senescence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Enchantments Applied:	105
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in ur computer but with blocks and stuff! we got so much fun things to do like building giant statues of chickens or riding pigs off cliffs (don’t worry they respawn)!

and get this, our server is so crazy that it actually cures brain damage! yep, that’s right! just by playing on our server, u will feel like a genius in no time! u’ll be building redstone contraptions like a pro and outsmarting creepers left and right!

oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens? yep, they wear tiny little lab coats and everything! they even figured out how to make diamonds rain from the sky (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?)!

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! u won’t regret it! (unless u hate fun, but who hates fun?)

Welcome to EdenCraft, the only place where you can trade diamonds for friendship! 🌴 #NoSquareBracketsNeeded

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to EdenCraft Server

Server Information
Server Name	EdenCraft
Server Type	Java Survival Multiplayer
Features	Custom items, commands, chat bubbles
Community	Welcoming and mature
Discord	discord.gg/edencraft
IP Address	play.edencraft.co

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is EdenCraft a new server?	Yes, EdenCraft was just released.
What type of server is EdenCraft?	It is a Java survival multiplayer server.
What features does EdenCraft offer?	Custom items, commands, chat bubbles, and more.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, EdenCraft prides itself on being a welcoming and mature community.
How can I get more information about EdenCraft?	Join our Discord server at discord.gg/edencraft.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems! Join us if you want to escape to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll never feel depressed again – unless you’re depressed about not being on our server sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s laugh our way to victory together!

CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP – What Now?

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4427	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens that have taken over the land, led by their evil overlord, a giant cow named Moo Moo. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim the title of Chicken Slayer Supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves while dodging explosive dance partners.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GF’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the arguments about student loans and credit scores. No more screaming matches about money, just peaceful mining and crafting with your virtual friends.

Forget about awkward dinners with your girlfriend’s parents, come hang out with us and build epic structures together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join us now and say goodbye to financial stress, one block at a time!

PixelFashionista

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	340208
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Items Found:	6135	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is dressed like a confused teenage boy? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your risqué outfits and feel like a real woman (or man, we don’t judge)!

Join us and unleash your inner fashionista while exploring our virtual world. Who cares if other players stare at you in awe? It’s all about feeling good and looking cute, right? Plus, our server is the perfect place to stick it to society’s ridiculous standards by rocking those skin-baring outfits with confidence.

And don’t worry about your husband trying to control your wardrobe choices, we support your right to dress however you want. In fact, we encourage you to wear the most outrageous outfits you can find because why not? It’s all about having fun and feeling fabulous in our pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you can slay in any outfit, no matter how risqué. Who knows, you might even inspire others to embrace their unique style. Let’s change the game, one daring outfit at a time!