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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3908 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 459 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Don’t worry, they’re friendly! And who could forget the great potato war of ’69, where players battled it out for the title of spud king?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice. So if you’re ready to break free from your old habits and dive headfirst into chaos, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots!