techprimers Minecraft Servers

techprimers Minecraft Servers

  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2313
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 6

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    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 240
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Crops Grown: 9942 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4240
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 3162
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3117
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Chimeras Created: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6914
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3258
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Crops Grown: 9489 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3691
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 454
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 209811 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2235
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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