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LebCraft Air Strikes

aggression, Air, air raids, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Preemptive, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strikes, Targets, Tensions, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	104
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Cinema, come across, detect, discovery, encounter, film, find out, found, found Kino, I found Kino, Kino, kinos, locate, Minecraft, Movie, Party, Reveal, Server, spot, stumble upon, track down, Uncover, Unearth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	1418
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	132	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

Current Character Banners, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao Trailer, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, honkai community, Honkai Impact 3, Honkai Impact resources, honkai lore, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, Myriad Celestia Trailer, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Star Rail General, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Ores Mined:	1408	Villages Defended:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Animals Bred:	131
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?