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5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	55
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	3239
Dragon Eggs Found:	4331	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

animal, animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, animal rights awareness, animal rights campaign, animal rights community, animal rights movement, animal rights organization, animal rights support, animal welfare, end animal rape, Minecraft, prevent animal rape, rape, related, smp, STOP, stop animal abuse, stop animal cruelty, stop animal exploitation, stop animal violence, Threads

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4048
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	266
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Love Letters Sent:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

ayatollah, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyKhamenei, extremism, hezbollah, Israel, Khamenei, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, muslims, Nasrallah, Politics, provocation, resistance, RETALIATION, secure location, SECURITY, supreme leader, Terrorism, Threats

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	1340	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

background checks, club, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, firearms, gun, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal gun ownership, mass shootings, mental health, mental illness, Psycho, Psychology, psychopathy, Public Safety, research, study, unlawful firearm use, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

armor, balance, Biomes, Bosses, Catch, Challenging, Community, Dimensions, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fish, FrontierSMP, Land, Loot, Mining, mobs, quirky, rail network, satisfying, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, Towns, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Wild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1690	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9044	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

battle, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, Conquerors, Defense, eastern europe, FighteMC, Good, good fighters, History, long tail tags, Martial Arts, resilience, Server, slavs, soldiers, strategy, strength, Tactics, Victory, WARFARE, Warriors

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	226	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.