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CanopyCarnageMC

#sustainability, Amazon, amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, CanopyCarnageMC, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, Clearance, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, degradation, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Forest, global warming, greenhouse gases, Rainforest, tree canopy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8560

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIKE THE AMAZON BUT WITHOUT THE CARBON, YO. OUR TREE CANOPY IS SO DEGRADED, IT BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T CLEARING THE WHOLE FOREST, JUST PARTS OF IT. COME JOIN US AND HELP US SAVE THE VIRTUAL AMAZON, ONE PIXELATED TREE AT A TIME. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, YO. SO COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🌲💎🤣

Rarely Online SMP, We Promise We Won’t Actually Play Weekly… Maybe whitelisted

#youtube, 1.21.1, Community, Concept, cracked clients, CST, English, Gear, Grinding, ONLINE, Play, Playtime, Promise, rarely, smp, streaming, Timezone, twitch, Usa, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist, Whitelisted, WiFi, Wont, work

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8549	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	6435	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	156	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Server Name	Once-a-Week SMP
Version	1.21.1
Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Schedule	Once a week, same day and time
Players	5-6 members to start
Requirements	18+, English speaking, decent wifi, legitimate game ownership
Streaming/Recording	Allowed and encouraged
Location	USA or close for timing reasons (CST timezone)

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often does the server reset?	The server resets once a week, at the same day and time.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla.
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	Basic rules will be provided upon joining, but generally, respect others and have fun!
Can I record or stream my gameplay on this server?	Yes, recording and streaming are allowed and encouraged.
How can I join the server?	You will need to meet the requirements (18+, English speaking, etc.) and apply for whitelist access.

HololiveRansomCraft Server

#youtube, Accountability, controversy, cyberbullying, deserve, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, HololiveRansomCraft, internet culture, japanese, Justice, Online Community, online harassment, Pay, Server, social media, solidarity, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos happening around them.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ spinning records made of bones.

And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a magical block that can turn any player into a real-life Minecraft character for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to experience life as a blocky, pixelated hero?

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. (Disclaimer: No actual players were harmed in the making of this server description…maybe)

Snowball SMP

Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	169588	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.

So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	442	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5904
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other!

HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7726
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!