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Blocky Memes R Us

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and rainbow-colored sheep.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

Awareness, CREEPERS, Cruelty, Cultural, discrimination, Disrespect, ethnicity, hatred, hurtful, ignorance, Indian, insensitive, insensitivity, MVPS, name.., offensive, PAJEET, pajeets, PIXEL, Playground, prejudice, racism, real, realization, Stereotypes, validity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, april 1st, artists, Bawdy, blocky, books, Clips, combination of words, debut stream, Demand, Endgame, FANART, hilarious, holomem fanart, meets, milfbait model, Minecraft, mother debut, overshadowed, r18, R18 books, R18 fanart, random stream, reference, Stream, zatsu

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

Advent Children, Adventures, Character, Cloud Strife, CreeperFree, explosive, Fans, FANTASY, fighter, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Gaming, heroine, iconic, long trail, love interest, PlayStation, remake, RPG, Square Enix, strong female, Tifa, TNTifas, video games, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, countdown, countdown to war, Crafting, days…or, Diplomacy, escalation, global crisis, IMMINENT, International, international relations, iran, Israel, meets, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, threat, uncertainty, War, weeks

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

Over the Hillcraft

aging, career, comparison, envy, Hillcraft, hopelessness, introspection, life transitions, mental health, next week, personal growth, relationships, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social life, societal pressure, turning 34

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	7317	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

Anime, Ataru, character analysis, Charm, Clueless, comedy, DATING, funny, Girls, humor, Japanese culture, love, lum, Manga, Otaku, pixelated, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Score, Shack, Unattractive

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ores Mined:	8066	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

Crafty, fiesta, Fun, Join, madness, mex, Mexy, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

China, chinkshit, Competition, CREEPERS, Economy, fearmongering, Future, Globalization, Insecurity, international relations, Misinformation, misunderstood, nationalism, Palace, PIXEL, Politics, Poo, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Style, Trade, uncertainty, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	931768
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Votes:	1250	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

cavemen, Crafty, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, male identity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, MODERN, modern men, Pathetic, Patheticness, personal development, Prove, psychological wellbeing, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, traditional masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	8767
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	9658
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!