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CraftyMisunderstandings

aita, Assumptions, childfree, Colleague, Complaints, CraftyMisunderstandings, doctor’s appointment, equality, Kids, Leave, Lucky, misunderstanding, office, personal matters, Real Life, responsibilities, Snappy, supervisor, time off, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	2298	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.

And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.

Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

BlockyBodFavorites

beauty, BlockyBodFavorites, Body, body positivity, Favorite, Individuality, physical appearance, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, BlockyCommies, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, embargo, ENERGY, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Minecraft, Oil, oil imports, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tankers, Trade, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1520	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

controversy, CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake, current events, demonstration, Diplomatic, eastern europe, Gesture, handshake, international relations, News, political statement, president, protest, refusal, refuses, shake hands, Slovak, STUDENT, Ukrainian symbol, Video, viral video

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	8398
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

Aging population, aging society, aging trends, Alzheimer’s disease, blowing, brain health, burden, cognitive decline, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, forecast, Fun, future projections, Healthcare, Long Term Care, mental health, Mind, neurodegenerative diseases, public health, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	6029	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

IsraelMC

1.19.3, 1.21.4, Badrack Proutz, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Different Level, Enjoyable, game modes, gaming experience, Island building, Israel, Israeli, Israeli Server, IsraelMC, KitPvP, Low Ping, Minecraft, open world, Play.israelmc.net, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survivable pride, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!

Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.

Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net

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Bismarck

bismarck, building, Create, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, minecraft server, Modded, monopolies, muskets, Politics, PvP, Recruits – Workers, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crops Grown:	7755
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	6479	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Description	Details
Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk
Features	Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, PVP

FAQ

1. What is the setting of the server?

The server is set in the Modded Earth server in the year 1836, with a Victorian Era – Steampunk theme.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers features such as colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

3. What mods are included in the modpack?

You can view the full modlist here.

4. How can I access the server map with claims?

You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap.

5. What is the Minecraft server IP address?

The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

6. Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information on the server and modpack on our Discord server.

Mindful Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, career development, empowerment, Follow your dreams, gen z, goal-setting, inspiration, life coaching, middle managers, mindful, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, upper middle-class, young women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	267
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mines Excavated:	1897
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!

NoMoBdayPartyMC Server

birthday accommodations, birthday celebration, birthday expectations, birthday guest list, birthday logistics, Birthday Party, birthday plans, birthday present, birthday travel, birthday weekend, destination birthday, destination event, friend’s birthday party, GoFundMe, Group Chat, meaningful gift, NoMoBdayPartyMC, out of touch, remote wedding, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring birthdays that turn into birthweekends? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where every day is a celebration!

Forget about awkward group chats and gofundme pages, on our server, the only gift you need is your presence (and maybe some diamonds).

We promise you won’t have to share a bunk bed with 20+ people, unless that’s your idea of a good time. And don’t worry about missing out on the fun, because we have plenty of rooms available for all your party needs.

So why settle for a remote destination birthday when you can join us for a virtual celebration like no other? Don’t be an asshole, join our server now and let the fun begin!