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CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Falling into the Void:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7790
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	4713	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Emeralds Found:	5875

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	1588
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3577	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!