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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5350 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 4417 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Ores Mined: | 4257 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named Sir Mooington who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger! But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it.
Once you’ve conquered the cheeseburger quest, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil llamas in the epic Battle of the Barnyard! And if you’re feeling really brave, you can challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the enchanted disco room.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.