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Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crops Grown:	7013	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
New Chunks Explored:	845662	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	184	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Votes:	1087
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	857986
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	7317
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6702
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!