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React Slop Minecraft Server

chu-ACK, controversy, Fandom, hecking, humor, Idol, incel, insult, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, nazi, offensive, Online Community, react, reaction, reactslop, Server, Slang, SLOP, social media, trolling, viral, Virgin

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Farms Harvested:	963	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP

fifth hokage, first Hokage, fourth Hokage, Hokage lineage, Minecraft, Naruto, naruto uzumaki, Naruto’s ancestry, Naruto’s connections, Naruto’s family ties, Naruto’s friends, Naruto’s heritage, Naruto’s legacy, Naruto’s mentors, Naruto’s protection, Naruto’s relationships, nepotism, Reincarnation, Senju Clan, sixth Hokage, smp, third Hokage, Uzumaki Clan

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Ores Mined:	2481	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4736
Dragon Eggs Found:	8558	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Emeralds Found:	2723	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.

Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!

Jackburg Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Jackburg, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, server hosting, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

The owner of the Jackburg server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Switch Earphones Minecraft Server

affordable earphones, affordable gaming earphones, budget earphones, budget gaming earphones, cheap earphones, compact earphones, compact wired earphones, earphones, earphones for gaming, earphones for monitor, earphones for Nintendo Switch, earphones for portable consoles, earphones under $40, earphones with audio output, gaming accessories, Minecraft, nintendo switch accessories, portable console accessories, portable gaming earphones, Server, small earphones, small gaming earphones, Switch, wired earphones

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7429	Emeralds Found:	9895
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of bulky headsets cramping your style while gaming on your portable console? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and experience the joy of playing with small wired earphones that won’t break the bank (only 30 ~ 40 dollars maximum)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!

> Licks (you) Minecraft SMP

Do, licks, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, what you do, you

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	584
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans! We have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama as a sacrifice. Our main currency is not diamonds, but rather chicken nuggets. And if you dare to lick someone, you must challenge them to a dance-off to assert dominance. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Atheists? When you think this will get up to 100%? Minecraft Server

acceptance, atheist acceptance, atheist advocacy, atheist beliefs, atheist community, atheist culture, atheist empowerment, atheist identity, atheist liberation, atheist movement, atheist pride, atheist representation, atheist rights, atheist solidarity, atheist support, atheist visibility, atheists, closeted atheists, coming out, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	9054	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2102	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of hiding your true atheist self in the shadows of other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we welcome all our atheist friends to come out of the closet and embrace their lack of belief in a higher power!

Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?

So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.

Early Riser Minecraft SMP

Australian adults, Early, early birds, early morning, early risers, healthy habits, Lifestyle, Minecraft, morning habits, morning people, morning routine, morning routine tips, productivity, riser, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep schedule, sleep statistics, sleep study, sleep trends, smp, waking up early, waking up early benefits

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Hey there, fellow early birds! Are you tired of waking up before the crack of dawn with no purpose? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must be awake and playing before 7am!

Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.

So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?

EggCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

Bully Sisters Minecraft SMP: Successfully Anycolor into Changing ANYMAGA

Anycolor, ANYMAGA, Bullied, bully, bullying, BURGERS, CHANGED.., changing, controversy, crossing the line, cry, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, gaijins, inclusion, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Quote, racism, sisters, smp, social media, SUCCESSFULLY, surprised, trump

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6047	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4977
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if they’re not in the traditional Minecraft palette! We’ve got gaijins crying about burgers, Trump quotes flying around like confetti, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. Who needs normalcy when you can have outrageousness? Come join us and see just how wild things can get in our crazy world of blocks and memes!

Superiority Complex Minecraft Server

complex, confidence issues, coping mechanisms, Depressed, emotional intelligence, emotional struggles, ESTP girls, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personality disorders, personality type, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-care, Server, sexually frustrated, Superiority, superiority complex, Therapy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7186	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for depressed, sexually frustrated ESTP girls with a superiority complex! Why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will out-sass you, out-build you, and out-mine you all while dealing with their own personal drama? Trust us, the drama llama is always on the loose on our server, making every play session a wild ride. So if you’re ready to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and ESTP girls rule the roost, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for some serious shade and maybe even a few love triangles along the way.